well most of my day revolves around power hour
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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