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babies were throwing up all over the place
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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