You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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