It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
God, I missed his penis.
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