i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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