this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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