Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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