Midget sex pt 2 tonight
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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