JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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