Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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