If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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