He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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