why didn't you poke me back
no, he came in my armpit
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You pole danced in your parka.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
