Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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