Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I have aggressive nipples.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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