Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
do nipples grow back?
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