found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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