Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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