if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I could fuck to npr.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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