So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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