they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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