evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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