I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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