I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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