I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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