Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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