She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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