look no pants
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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