rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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