I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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