theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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