I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Randomize
