Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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