absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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