idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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