3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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