That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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