Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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