I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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