Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
