I smell stomach acid.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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