doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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