brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I wish I could teleport
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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