So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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