Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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