whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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