so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Randomize
