WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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