let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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