Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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