glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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