I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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